Kraine History

These are the archives of the events on Kraine. Everything before the year 2135 (marked by a ***) was made up. Events afterward are actual events from the game. 
NOTE: Kraine years are a bit shorter than Earth years. Also, winners write the history.
B.H.A. refers to Before Human Arrival (From Nox), and A.H.A. means After Human Arrival.

Just so we understand what this is relative to Earth Time, 2135 AHA began in late 2009. But, since a Kraine year is only 234 Earth days, the current Kraine date would coincide with a completely different Earth year (although, the dates listed beyond 2137 would still technically be in the future).
Also, we don't play in real-time (not even real Kraine-time). A year in the game can pass with a varying amount of real time depending on how much is happening in the game.

Also, an interesting fact, but completely irrelevant, Kraine's real-time days are 32-hours long, so a Kraine year is 175.5 Kraine days. And Kraine has 7 months, each consisting of 25 Kraine days (33.3 Earth days).

ERA 1

• 1000 BHA: First Siskri Clans form
• 700 BHA: The Great Famine 
• 0 BHA: Human refugees arrive from recently destroyed Nox.
• 1 AHA: Civilization falls apart and several weak factions form. Noxian weapons and starships are hidden on Piggywiggle.
• 100 AHA: Most records of Nox are destroyed and the history of that world is reduced to several legends, spurring Kraine's first major religion.
• 200 AHA: First primitive nations form on Bagourque.
• 400 AHA: Civilizations form on Dirkinslak and Malconia. Organized tribes form on Morissia and Hatoria.
• 500 AHA: Noxian Empire falls to the Atamans and all but 1 of the Imperial colonies (not counting Earth and Kraine) are destroyed or invaded. Only New Nox survives.
• 1000 AHA: Nations on Bagourque start to take the form that they hold in the present. The alliance between Ghzxjwtp and Dondacorr is founded, Old Brunnschweiler forms, and the Prudojian Republic is established.
• 1500 AHA: Nations on Bagourque move to colonize the other continents, but the others coordinate a defense. WWI begins.
• 1540 AHA: Dirkinslak and Morrissia hold their own, but Malconia and Hatoria fall.
• 1600 AHA: Concordia is established as a colony of Dondacorr and Ghzxjwtp.
• 1900 AHA: Concordia allies with the Native Malconian state of Zainalia and with the Republic of Prudoj to gain independence in a short war.
• 1989 AHA: Cornne gains independence from Jartopolis in WWII, every major power taking a side.
• 2003 AHA: A power-hungry terrorist group in Prudoj declares itself rulers of Prudoj, and takes over much of the Eastern Portion of the country. This starts WWIII.
• 2014 AHA: Porq declares independence from Prudoj.
• Prudoj is split into the dictated East Prudoj, and the democratic West Prudoj.
• Dondacorr, Ghzxjwtp, and Booke ally with East Prudoj.
• The countries of Lawrenn, Misty, Evanh, and Tamara ally with East Prudoj. These countries are destroyed by a massive Concordian nuclear attack, turning most of their territory into desolate wasteland.
• 2023 AHA: WWIII ends and the evil East Prudoj goes into isolation.
• 2074 AHA: Cornne declares WWIV against Jartopolis.
• Most major powers back Jartopolis, but the powerful East Prudoj backs Cornne.
• 2098 AHA: Jartopolis' allies pull out of the war.
• 2099 AHA: WWIV ENDS.
• THE END OF ERA 1

ERA 2

• ***2135 AHA: Cornne again attacks Jartopolis, but no other powers get involved.
  
• 2146 AHA: Concordia develops a key defense to the weapons of the Empire of Booke and attacks Booke, beginning WWV.
  
• Bookese Plague and Concordian Master Vaccine are developed.
  
• The entire world is destroyed but then the destruction is averted by Concordia's Temporal Loop.
  
• 2147 AHA: Concordia uses its greatest weapon ever, The Eraser, for the only time in history and destroys Booke.
  
• Concordia, out of guilt and pity, restores Booke with the Temporal Loop and the two powers form an uneasy alliance.

• 2149 AHA: New Brunnschweiler attacks Barcarnia, Siskrit, and Concordia's Handara Province. 
• Concordia and Booke retaliate on New Brunnschweiler
• 2150 AHA: After a long war, New Brunnschweiler joins the influential duo
• 2151 AHA: Gynelonguntoom and Vlandiscatia start WWVI.
• All major powers become involved.
• Rapture joins Gynelonguntoom.
• 2152 AHA: Axes surrender after the bloodiest war in Kraine history and Vlandiscatia, Miellke, and Churnia are occupied by Concordia and Booke.
• 2153 AHA: The 1st Kraine Olympics take place.
• 2154 AHA: Cornne, out of pure boredom, turns Jartopolis into a giant whole in the crust.
• 2155 AHA: Benussia invades Cirfisia, starting the Cirfisian War.
• Concordia puts up new paid alliance policy
• 2156 AHA: Cornne invades Cirfisia
• The Cirfisian War ends with Cirfisia independent.
• THE END OF ERA 2

Between Eras 2 and 3, many changes were made in the game. The owner of Booke became less active in the game, and thus Booke became much less powerful. Also, the KCA and its laws came into place, forcing Concordia to give up the Eraser.

ERA 3

• 2157 AHA: Alien attack; aliens overpower Allied defenses. 
• Discovery of Ancient Noxian ships.
• Nox ships used against Ataman fleet.
• 2158 AHA: The Old Vanguardion Empire comes to power.
• 2159 AHA: East Prudoj looks for allies.
• Random countries viciously attacked by unkown, misidentified armies.
• East Prudoj steals other nations weapons.
• Deathopedia is destroyed by Vanguardion.
• 2160 AHA: WWVII BEGINS
• Benussia, Concordia, and West Prudoj begin to invade East Prudoj.
• Vanguardion allies with East Prudoj but accidentally blows up East Prudojian forces in Deathopedia.
• Concordia reinvades Deathopedia.
• East Prudoj threatens to use a Reality bomb on all other nations, including Vnaguardion.
• 2161 AHA: BOBLEAD uses the Sorry Bomb on East Prudoj and Vanguardion surrenders to the Allies.
• 2nd Kraine Olympics won by Rapture.
• 2162 AHA: Nothing.
• 2163 AHA: Vanguardion Civil War begins.
• Terrorist Groups attack other countries.
• Red Dagger smuggles weapons to East Prudoj.
• 2164 AHA: Allies plan to obliterate Vanguardion with WMDs.
• Vanguardion develops its own version of the Antimatter Bomb.
• 2165 AHA: Allies embargo Vanguardion.
• Benussia invades Deathopedia (now a province of Cornne).
• Vanguard miners attack Benussians.
• 2166 AHA: Cornne threatens both if they do not leave.
• They both leave.
• 2167 AHA: Atamans release Polynumeriosis on the world.
• Concordians infuriated because Vanguardion will not share vaccine.
• Swaz donates Concordia a portion of the Vaccine.
• 2,400 killed in an attack on Concordian city Cradstri by Vanguard warships.
• 2168 AHA: Concordia declares war on Vanguardion.
• Allied Powers join in and WWVIII begins.
• Allies invade Vanguardion.
• 2169 AHA: Cornne turns Jartopolis (Jartopolis sided with Vanguardion) into a giant hole (again).
• Allies overrun Vanguard borders.
• Class 6 Antimatter warheads destroy Vanguard astroid moon and orbital weapons platforms.
• 2170 AHA: Vanguard military is toppled.
• 2171 AHA: Vanguard Primes invade Concordia's deserted capital and are blown up.
• Vanguards dropping from space are sucked into time dilation holes. 
• 2172 AHA: Original Vanguard attack is revealed as an E.P. ploy.
• Concordia deals the final blow of the war with the Lajkum Portrait and the Vanguard Union falls.
• WWVIII ENDS.
• 2173 AHA: Temporal Loop restores Allied losses.
• Vanguardion is divided and occupied; Kniccorphickel gives its section independence.
• Fadale bombs Vanguard church.
• Polynumeriosis is, with difficulty, eliminated.
• ERA 3 ENDS

ERA 4

• 2174 AHA:2 Resistance groups spring up in Vanguardion.
• East Prudoj rises above Concordia to become the most powerful country in the world.
• Sondolians and the Allied Powers ban together against the Atamans.
• Fadale bombs a building in Concordia.
• 2175 AHA: Concordia declares war on Fadale.
• Concordia conquers part of Fadale.
• Earth is discovered by Concordian Military Starships.
• Atamans detected massing near the edge of the Krainale system.
• 2176 AHA: After receiving large shipments of Silly String, Concordia halts its advance into Fadale.
• 800000 Ataman warships flood into the system.
• 103 ships are destroyed in the first battles. Casualties are much heavier for the Kraine forces.
• Concordia is forced to produce one million Positron field missiles to carry WMD payload through Ataman shielding.
• 2177 AHA: Concordia's economy tanks from building the missiles. Zainalia, from the profits from the metal used to build the missiles, rises to tie with East Prudoj as the biggest major power.
• The 1000000 missiles are launched carrying Ultimate Bombs and the Ataman fleet is destroyed.
• Vanguardion, after throwing off Allied rule, conquers Swaz.
• 2178 AHA: The Bennussias, West Prudoj, and Zainalia work to free Swaz (Zainalia does not take military action, they simply apply political pressure).
• Jartopolis is attacked by phony Zainalian warships.
• A Zainalian Ambassador, on a ship to Jartopolis to sort out the matter, is shot by Jartopolan gunners. The ship is destroyed and no survivors are found.
• 2179 AHA: Zainalia declares war on Jartopolis over the incident.
• 1 Trillion Kabootles from Tastrophe on loan to Concordia are stolen by East Prudojan raiders.
• The Old Vanguard Empire is vaporized by East Prudojan Antimatter Bombs.
• Benussia celebrates.
• Because of the sucky economy, underpaid citizens and soldiers of Concordia start an uprising and start the Concordian Civil War, further weakening Concordia's stance.
• 2180 AHA: Last remnants of the Vanguard Empire destroyed by East Prudoj.
• Zainalia opens war on Cornne.
• "New Government" in Concordia takes over 3 provinces.
• Zainalia blockades Cornne.
• East Prudoj makes attacks all over Bagourque.
• "New Government" rules 4 provinces.
• East Prudoj attacks BOBLEAD.
• Zainalia declares war on all of the Food-named countries after a Temporal Loop dispute, and also when they suspect that the Food-named countries set them up against Jartopolis.
• WWIX BEGINS
• 2181 AHA: Food-named countries surrender, The Allies conquer Booke.
• The Empire of Sweden comes to power and conquers much of Morrissia.
• The Crossbone Clan helps the "New Concordian Government".
• 2182 AHA: Concordian loyalists and Allied forces defeat the "New Government".
• Concordia conquers the Crossbone Clan.
• The Empire of Sweden starts its Moonlaser.
• 2183 AHA:
• WWIX ENDS.
• ERA 4 ENDS.

ERA 5

• 2184 AHA: Another alien race, the Brotherhood of Node, shows up, and the Allied Council begins to distrust them. 
• The Benussians find New Nox, the last remaining imperial colony of Nox, who have no records of the BN's claims to knowing the Noxian Empire.
• 2185 AHA: Benussia mass produces Noxian ships for New Nox to defend itself from Atama.
• 2186 AHA: ES Moonlaser is finished and tested in front of a man from the KCA.
• The Empire of Sweden invades Gynelonguntoom.
• Concordia applies political pressure and collects payment for peace.
• The Empire of Sweden pulls out of Gynelonguntoom.
• Swaz attempts to invade Rockopolis but is hammered by resistance.
• Missile with ES ID hits Gynelonguntoom. 
• 2187 AHA: A missile launched from Gynelonguntoom hits Cheeseland and ticks off Zainalia.
• The Allied Council dissolves into the N.U.K.S., a looser organization. The N.U.K.S. makes international treaties and is also an economic union. The Allies becomes a wartime name.
• 2188 AHA: Concordia, The Empire of Sweden, Zainalia, and their allies (who then again declare themselves the Allied Powers) declare war on Gynelonguntoom and use tsunamis to put out the Gynelonguntoomese fire shield. They then invade the island chain.
• WWX BEGINS.
• 2189 AHA: An Ataman fleet commits genocide and annihilates the Brotherhood of Node.
• 2190 AHA: WWX PAUSES;
• The Third Kraine Olympics are held. All battles are frozen in time by the KCA (who organized the event).
• Reyculia takes the most total medal points in the end after a lot of challenges (of death) and wins a BOBLEAD mini-space continent.
• WWX RESUMES.
• Concordia weakens further with a second uprising.
• 2191 AHA: Cornne gains independence from Zainalia and allies with Gynelonguntoom and East Prudoj, furthering the Axes cause.
• Zainalia falls to the Axes.
• 2192 AHA: Zainalia rises again under and Axes-made Dictatorship and continually strengthens the Axes.
• Booke, newly independent, poisons several Allies, conquers Jartopolis and joins the Axes.
• The Atamans attack the Benussian space operations.
• East Prudoj puts an energy-sucking field on Rapture.
• For the first time ever, the balance of power shifts toward the Axes.
• ERA 5 ENDS.

ERA 6

• 2193 AHA: Upon seeing a loss of hope for the Allies, the Empire of Sweden joins the Axes.
• Concordia, Jartopolis, and Benussia are forced to surrender.
• 2194 AHA: The Axes Powers declare war on BOBLEAD.
• 2195 AHA: East Prudoj, The Empire of Sweden, and Rapture (After releasing itself from the energy-sucker) form the Triple Powers.
• BOBLEAD and the Triple Powers form a contract agreement.
• 2196 AHA: The Triple Powers invade New Vanguardion and it's territories. 
• 2197 AHA: After a year of fighting, and without reward for either side, the Triple Powers propose peace talks.
• During the talks, while both sides' shields and interceptors are off guard, the Empire of Sweden fires its moonlaser and destroys New Vanguardion.
• WWX ENDS.
• 2198-2213 AHA: The Triple Powers lord over the other nations, forcing them to make weapons for the TP and taxing them heavily. Meanwhile, the Vanguard Confederacy builds a military to oppose them.
• 2214 AHA: East Prudoj sends an automated navy cruiser to a position 50 miles off the Vanguard coast for "ocean research."
• Using lands bordering the Vanguard Confederacy, as well as the navy ship, the TP detonate bombs that destroy all but a small portion of the VC, starting WWXI.
• The Federation of the Red Daggers secedes from the Hatorian Union and aids the Vanguards.
• 2215 AHA: Concordia, Benussia, Jartopolis, Dondacorr, and Ghzxjwtp, using weapons secretly manufactured in the Earth system planet Mars, as well as underground on Kraine, attack the Triple Powers.
• Because Concordia had to manufacture all of East Prudoj's WMDs, they put tiny remote detonators in the bombs. They then detonate these bombs and devastate East Prudoj.
• 2216 AHA: The East Prudojian dictator flees to Corplapple and East Prudoj surrenders.
• The Empire of Sweden is spared so long as it does not oppose the Allies again. As an assurance of this, Concorida places an Ultimate Bomb under their capital, just in case.
• WWXI ENDS.
• 2217 AHA: The Allies work to reconstruct the Vanguard Confederacy.
• 2218 AHA: After the VC destroys an Imperial Swedish warship in a weapons-testing mission, there is a large dispute.
• 2220 AHA: After the credibility of the Empire of Sweden is compromised, Concordia demands that they dismantle their moonlasers and their big bang generators. The ES is also instructed to reduce the size of its military.