EXTRAS

I thought it would be fun to put up some random extras for people to look at when they're bored. So, here it is!

Kraine Pangea

I have received requests from people wondering what it would look like if all of the Kraine continents formed a Pangea-style supercontinent. So, by piecing together coastlines, I have made one:

Jarhead Blunders

Our good friend Jarhead is fun to poke fun at. He doesn't seem to mind, and we all get a good laugh out of it (and I don't mean any offense to Jarhead; he may find this funny as well). So, here's a showcase of his most famous blunders!

A Hole in One:

A while ago, the country of Cornne (under its original management of Professor X, who is no longer playing) was bored. So, they activated one of their greatest weapons, the Magnetic Destroyer, and shattered much of the land in Jartopolis into many tiny tectonic plates. Then, a large bomb was detonated beneath the crust of this area and all of the tiny plates were blown into space, leaving a giant hole in the crust, full of molten rock. Want to see a picture?

A GDP of $-2:

The country of Cirfisia was first registered by Sputnik. This country was immensely poor, and he made it to make the world more realistic (so that not EVERY country was first-class-rich). However, he soon became bored of owning it and decided to get rid of it.
So, he sold it to Jar Head for more money than the entire population and government of Cirfisia had; more money than what was in the country.

Cirfisia is so poor that their greatest military technology is the brand-new Poo Flinger. Their garbage service has no trucks, or bags, or even gloves... Forms of clothing more expensive than toilet paper are unheard of here. So, Sputnik reaped the profits off of a worthless chunk of land.
As for Jarhead, he tried to aid Cirfisia, but it's not just ordinary poverty... It's ADVANCED POVERTY! This makes it impossible to make the country richer. So, Jarhead's stuck with the place until somebody turns IT into a hole, too (which would make it more valuable, as a tourist spot). 

Grand Olld Flsg:

It's as simple as this: Jartopolis spelled their own country's name wrong when they registered their flag with the KCA, and they never bothered to fix it. 

I salute you, Jart-polis. 

Meet the KCA workers!

I have invented a few characters to amuse us with their constant failing. Although the KCA generally upholds an all-powerful image, they are not all they are worked up to be. Sure, they can put billions of people to their deaths by rubbing an eraser on something, but as people they are not impressive to society. 

For example, they are cursed to be single for the rest of their never-ending lives, they are incapable of committing suicide, and their faces are illegal in four Concordian provinces. 

... Coming soon!